anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.